Gaseus McGassy

In parking garage at work...during our lunch break

Remi: Oh my god I have been so gassy all day. It was so bad I had to go to the bathroom earlier so I could let a big one out.

Vogue: I know what you mean, I've been farting at my desk all day.

Remi: I had to wait in the bathroom until someone flushed...it was explosive!

Vogue: Yeah, I've been lucky all mine have been SBD's...also lucky nobody has walked by while it still smelled at my desk.

later while walking back to the building from lunch...

Remi: (while laughing) Did you hear that?

Vogue: Did I hear what?

Remi: I just let one rip.

Vogue: Oh...well (pause) There...I let one go too! Isn't it great to have friends you can fart with!

Remi: Absolutely!

Vogue: Just don't Shart, "The General" did that one time while I was on the phone with her.

Remi: Seriously...just when you think you know your friends!!

the conversation then drifted away...like the toxic fumes our asses were dispensing....


Who da Ho??

((second hand, hearsay))
Vogue voice mail to Roxy: "I'm a ho and if you put a bag over my head I'd be a hobag!"

That week a series of picture-mail text messages were sent....
Remi to Roxy: simple picture of the Staples easy button, text - Vogue's easy
Vogue to Roxy: same picture, text - That's right, I am easy
Roxy to Vogue: picture of Roxy with easy button next to her head, text - That's OK I am too
Remi to Roxy: picture of Remi with easy button, text - I guess all 3 of us are easy!! hey lets start a club

the following conversation took place at the bar...at a happy hour...with work people
Vogue to male co-worker #1: I need your advice...honest advice that only a guy can give me. Don't laugh, but if a guy cums on my shirt instead of my mouth its a sign of respect right.

Vogue to same male co-worker #1: You should be an underwear model.
Remi to male co-worker #1: Yeah Calvin, go ahead
Male co-worker #1: just call me CK!
shortly thereafter several pictures were taken as the newly deemed CK struck some "manly" poses for us