Gaseus McGassy

In parking garage at work...during our lunch break

Remi: Oh my god I have been so gassy all day. It was so bad I had to go to the bathroom earlier so I could let a big one out.

Vogue: I know what you mean, I've been farting at my desk all day.

Remi: I had to wait in the bathroom until someone flushed...it was explosive!

Vogue: Yeah, I've been lucky all mine have been SBD's...also lucky nobody has walked by while it still smelled at my desk.

later while walking back to the building from lunch...

Remi: (while laughing) Did you hear that?

Vogue: Did I hear what?

Remi: I just let one rip.

Vogue: Oh...well (pause) There...I let one go too! Isn't it great to have friends you can fart with!

Remi: Absolutely!

Vogue: Just don't Shart, "The General" did that one time while I was on the phone with her.

Remi: Seriously...just when you think you know your friends!!

the conversation then drifted away...like the toxic fumes our asses were dispensing....


At 2/4/07 7:03 AM, Blogger Roxy said...

Farty McTootenanny says, "If you can't fart with friends, you might as well do it when your enemies are around."

That is my wisdom for the day.


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