Happy Hour Insights

WT Momma: You know I shaved down there when I thought I was going to get some the other day.

Remi: Really, that's good to know, so no more ZZ Top

WT Momma: Nope, now its a Bermuda Triangle, but that's not what I meant to talk about.

Remi: Really, what else is there to say after that?

WT Momma: Well you know how you shave and that day its nice and smooth but the next day you get all of the red bumps?

Remi: Uh yeah

WT Momma: Well I was putting lavender oil on it and it made all the red bumps get worse. I think it was from the added fragrances they put in it.

Remi: You think

WT Momma: Well then I got to thinking and I used olive oil. It is smooth as a baby's bottom now. Seriously you should try it.

Remi: So does that mean that your a virgin again since you used Virgin olive oil?

WT Momma: No I'm an extra virgin!

Karaoke Queen: Mmmm...just take that and add some cherry yogurt and you have yourself a meal!! (reference a blog Roxy is yet to finish!!)