Cat-ibalism

Roxy's Aunt: All I'm saying is that if I died and my cat was stuck in the house with me, and I was already dead, I would want the cat to eat me.
Roxy's Mom: Ewww. That's disgusting. I wouldn't want the cat to eat me.
Roxy's Aunt: I'd be dead. Why would I care? That way the cat could go on living.
Roxy: You'd be delicious with a nice chianti and some fava beans.