Crabs...continued

on the way home from the casino
Roxy: I got crabs tonight.
Remi: Well I know who's not gettin any tonight...

Later in the car.
Roxy's Other Half: Whats between Remi's thighs
Remi: The Holy Grail
Roxy's Other Half: How long has the grail been holy?
Remi: Only those who seek the grail shall know the answer to that question.
Roxy's Other Half: Thank God I'm not searching anymore.
Remi: Fuck You then! hahahahaha

as we were driving away from the parade route
Remi: Hey, should I throw someone some beads?
Roxy: Yeah go for it, but I'd prefer you wait till the car is moving.
Remi: Well that's no fun...but OK...((the car begins moving in the sea of Mardi Gras trash, I chuck some beads at a guy eating a hot dog)) Did I hit him
Roxy: No, but you did hit that chick!
Remi: Ooops...my bad

the next morning while sorting beads
Roxy's Aunt: Remember if your bag weighs more than 50 lbs the airline will charge you more.
Roxy: I know, they tried to charge me $100/lb when I moved.
Roxy's Aunt: What are you going to do with all those beads anyway?
Roxy: I'm going to give them away.
Remi: You know, we don't really need anymore beads.
Roxy: I know
Remi: That's not going to stop us from catching more tonight is it?
Roxy: Of course not!