Operation Syphilis Ophelia

While our friend Syphilis Ophelia* is in Mexico for the next three weeks, we are embarking on a campaign to make her feel like she was missed.

Because she is likely to be inundated with mail when she returns, we didn't want her to return home to bill after bill in her mailbox. Instead, she will find amongst her letters from debtors, a little something special from her friends.

Since evil makes us happy, these letters will not be of the typical variety. Instead, they will be postcards. What's so cutting edge about postcards, you ask? Nothing... except they will be homemade postcards. And they will be fabricated from materials never meant to be postcards.

Stay tuned! Pictures of postcards will follow this weekend...

Game on.

*so named for the syphilis that she is bound to contract from "drinking the water" while she is in Mexico. yes, we know what "drinking the water" really means too.