A lottery ticket and a communist manifesto, please.

R: I hate my job.
J: I hate my job too.
R: We need to win the lottery.
J: I think we just need to become the leaders of a large communist society and make the little people support us. We wouldn't have to work, plus we could have a mansion and limo and torture our olympians until they medal.
R: Hmm... I wasn't convinced of communist domination until you said we could torture our olympians... put me down for that!
J: Being olympian tourturing commies will rock out loud, trust me